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Everything is made in small batches aboard — when it's gone, it's gone until next week.
Hand-cut Fudge Slab
Made aboardA quarter-pound slab cut on the hatch table while it's still warm. Rum or plain — ask what's on the board this week.
£4.50
Made to order.
Proper Treacle Toffee
Made aboardBlack as the cut at night and properly chewy. Pulled on Thursday mornings to my gran's recipe — it snaps, then it gives.
£3.50 £4.50
Salty Dog Humbugs
Mint humbugs boiled slow so they're properly chewy. Named for the dog, eaten by the humans — she's still offended.
£3.00
The Halfpenny Hamper
BestsellerOne box for both ends of the lead: a slab of fudge and a bag of humbugs up top, three bags of dog treats underneath.
£12.00 £14.00
Made to order.
Liver Brownie Bites
Soft liver brownies broken into training-size bites. Sold by the bag, and the bag is bigger than it looks.
£2.00
Peanut-Butter Barkies
Dog-testedCrunchy peanut-butter biscuits, baked aboard on Fridays. No rawhide, no fillers, nothing Sal wouldn't eat herself.
£2.50
Venison Sausage Twists
Air-dried venison twists from a butcher two locks up. The high-value treat — useful for recall practice on the towpath.
Ask for price